We are not perfect and that makes us perfect just as we are…….

A moment of lightness to start your week…..

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked “Is my time up?”

God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?”

(You’ll love this)

God replied: “I didn’t recognise you.”

12 Responses to “We are not perfect and that makes us perfect just as we are…….”


  1. 1 Maxi July 18, 2012 at 10:52 am

    Can’t stop laughing at this one, Jane. A little color in my snow-white hair and I’m good to go.
    Blessings – Maxi

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    • 2 Jane Thorne July 18, 2012 at 11:23 am

      I loved it too Maxi and I have a hair colour that will go white…same colour as my Great Gran and she looked fab. with white hair. Bet you do too…much love to you xxx

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  2. 3 granbee July 16, 2012 at 11:15 pm

    This one is truly funny, even for this 65 year old lady who refuses to have ANY of those procedures! Thanks, Jane!

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  3. 5 tornadoday July 16, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    Love it, Jane!!!!!!!!!!!!! As we are………..surely beauty is about more than we can see! ~ Much love, Bobbie

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    • 6 Jane Thorne July 16, 2012 at 5:05 pm

      I’m with you on this one Bobbie, beauty from the inside shines through eyes, smiles, faces and arms outstretched with love. People can feel love no matter what we look like on the outside..much love to you xxxxx

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  4. 7 lyndarenham July 16, 2012 at 3:00 pm

    That is so fabulous. xxx

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  5. 9 Elena Caravela July 16, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    🙂 Thanks Jane, for the Monday grin. Have a great week.

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  6. 11 Linda Willows July 16, 2012 at 10:22 am

    hahahahhahahahahaha! guess that we are just perfect then! Love Linda

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