Odd Jobs and Characters – Fashion Department Manager and Shop Lifters by Sally Cronin

I am delighted to be hosting a guest spot for the lovely Sally Cronin in her ‘Odd Jobs and Characters’ series of wonderful stories. Sally is a thoughtful and generous fellow blogger who spends a lot of her time promoting and supporting others. Please pop over to Sally’s blog and pay her a visit.

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My thanks to Jane for inviting me to share the ongoing saga of my quirky jobs that I have enjoyed over the years and I hope you enjoy this episode.

Odd Jobs and Characters – Fashion Department Manager and Shop Lifters by Sally Cronin

After six months of sheep farming in Dolgellau, we returned to Liverpool to live. I needed to get back into full time employment if we were to save our deposit for our own home. David continued to go back and forth to Wales a couple of days a week, but we were now officially city dwellers.

David already had a flat that he rented, but his landlady told us that we would have to leave as it was single occupancy only. What she really meant was single sex occupancy, as she didn’t have a problem with the two girls living together in the top flat. But she assumed no doubt that the first thing we would do is to have a baby. Anyway, we were not going to argue, although there was nothing in the lease to indicate this condition of tenancy.

We found a flat in Tuebrook, which is a suburb of Liverpool, and closer to the city centre where I was applying for jobs. At this time we were pretty broke and the flat had seen better days. The fact that the corner shop protected its assistants behind security bars, should have been an indication of what we might expect. However, we reckoned that with me working we could be out of there in a year. Our lady was Chinese and charming, collecting the rent each Friday and also emptying the electric meter that we were convinced was rigged. It ate two shilling pieces as though they were chocolate buttons, and I was paranoid about running out of coins with us being plunged into darkness. Anyway, I always knew when she was coming up the bare uncarpeted stairs, as she had a wooden leg which was a bit of a giveaway.

I attended a couple of interviews and was offered the position of manager for an expensive women’s fashion brand, which rented space in a large department store in the city centre. I was only 27 and found myself responsible for a team that had been holding the fort for longer than I have been alive. Still they were very welcoming and happy to show me the ropes, although one aspect of the job I had not expected, was to be the only one young enough to chase shop lifters. If you have read my story of my first job along the seafront, you will know that this was actually listed as one of my skills!

Every three months we would receive the new season’s clothing range. This included skirts, tops, jackets, suits, dresses and coats that were the favourites of the shorter, middle-aged woman. They were classy, and we sold many outfits for the mothers of both bride and groom, and for the 1980s, they were quite expensive. This made them very popular with another kind of customer; the ones who were more interested in not paying anything for them.

There were a number of ways that our clothes were liberated from their hangers without detection. For example, a young mother with a child in a pushchair, would wend her way through the rails and then walk away seemingly empty handed. Except that the child in the push chair would somehow be now hanging over the front bars with its bum in the air. You have to be quick to grab a jacket off a hanger, fold it and tuck it under your baby or behind it.

Another way to shoplift merchandise required the assistance of the escalator up to the next floor. In their wisdom, the shop fitters had placed two rails along the wall beneath the escalator to hold jackets and suits. Three young males would get on the escalator with a couple of steps between them. The middle one would duck down, as the one at the back would grab a hanger with a suit on, throwing it to him to stuff in a black bin bag; the one in front acted as look out. Give them their due, they were well practiced at the manoeuvre; blink and you missed it.

Every morning the team and I would conduct a stocktake of the garments on the racks and shelves, and again at the end of the day. We would then compare this against incoming stock and items sold. If there was a discrepancy, we would double check, but it usually meant we had been robbed.

You only lost so many items before head office was on your case, so we had to become smarter that the thieves, as we were sustaining quite big losses. The team would split up in the department; only one person would take payment for sold items at the cash desk, leaving as many staff on the floor as possible at all times. Women with babies in pushchairs were greeted and escorted until they left the department. Despite this increased vigilance we were still losing more items than we should. Until one day, when I was helping a lady on with a spring coat, and happened to look up to see three stooges on the escalator, helping themselves to one of the new suits.

With a rapid ‘excuse me’ to my customer; leaving her in the capable hands of one of my team. I legged it over to the escalator, running up the steps behind the thieves, who were busily stuffing my expensive suit into their bin bag. I think possibly it was my colourful language that alerted them to their pursuer, and they all turned to stare down at me as they reached the top of the moving staircase. By this time I was almost upon them, and as a distraction they threw the bag with its stolen suit at me. I caught it deftly, throwing it in turn to a member of store staff, approaching to see what the kerfuffle was about.

The lads rushed over and leapt onto the descending escalator, taking the steps two at a time. They were daft if they thought I was giving up. I shot after them and down the next escalator to the ground floor. They had to cross the expanse of the cosmetic department to make it to the outside and safety, but looking around, I couldn’t see any of the security staff to call on for assistance.

The customers who were busy shopping, looked up to see these three itinerants making their escape, pushing through the crowd, and also at an obviously irritated woman giving chase. I decided to make best use of the audience, and proceeded to announce in a loud voice that I was chasing shoplifters. The crowd began to laugh as the boys finally reached the exit, pushing through the swing doors with much blasphemy and red faces. What was quite interesting, was with my announcement, several other customers made for the exits hastily!

I turned to find three store detectives standing behind me; arms crossed and disapproving looks on their faces. Apparently they wouldn’t apprehend groups of thieves, as they were usually armed with knives. My adrenaline was still up and I gave them a piece of my mind; after all it was not their jobs on the line when stock went missing. I approached the escalator to head up to the first floor and my department, only to find the general manager of the store at the top, waiting for me; also with his arms crossed.

Anyway, I of course was told off, mainly because for fears for my safety, but also for telling the customers we had a shop lifting problem. However, I did get the fixture changed next to the escalator by getting rid of the top rail, and word must have got around about the mad woman, as thefts from our department dropped dramatically.

Thank you again Jane for sharing this with your readers, I am very grateful.
All the previous posts in the series can be found in this directory with links to my host’s blog Sally Cronin – Odd Jobs and Characters

About Sally Cronin:

My name is Sally Cronin and after working in a number of industries for over 25 years, I decided that I wanted to pursue a completely different career, one that I had always been fascinated with. I began studying Nutrition and the human body twenty years ago and I opened my first diet advisory centre in Ireland in 1998. Over the last 18 years I have practiced in Ireland and the UK as well as written columns, articles and radio programmes on health and nutrition.

I published my first book with a Canadian self-publisher in the late 90s and since then have republished that book and released ten others as part of our own self-publishing company. Apart from health I also enjoy writing fiction in the form of novels and short stories.

My latest book – What’s in a Name? – Volume Two.

Our legacy is not always about money or fame, but rather in the way that people remember our name after we have gone. In these sixteen short stories we discover the reasons why special men and women will stay in the hearts and minds of those who have met them. Romance, revenge and sacrifice all play their part in the lives of these characters. Kenneth watches the love of his life dance on New Year’s Eve while Lily plants very special flowers every spring for her father. Martha helps out a work colleague as Norman steps back out into the world to make a difference. Owen brings light into a house and Patrick risks his life in the skies over Britain and holds back from telling a beautiful redhead that he loves her.

My other books:

All books are available Amazon author page: Sally Cronin – Amazon

You can connect to Sally
Blog: Sally Cronin – Smorgasbord Invitation Blog
Twitter: Sally Cronin – Twitter
Facebook: Sally Cronin – Facebook

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74 Responses to “Odd Jobs and Characters – Fashion Department Manager and Shop Lifters by Sally Cronin”


  1. 1 Lucinda E Clarke October 24, 2017 at 5:14 pm

    Famous writers can all quote having several career choices along the way and Sally you are no exception 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. 2 olganm October 23, 2017 at 8:49 am

    I remembered this post from Sally’s blog. How would I forget her epic battle with the shoplifters! Thanks so much, Jane!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. 4 patriciaruthsusan October 22, 2017 at 8:08 am

    Thanks, Sally for this enjoyable story. Thanks, Jane for hosting Sally. 🙂 — Suzanne

    Liked by 1 person

  4. 6 Micki Peluso October 21, 2017 at 8:59 pm

    Vivid imagery in this funny story!! Remind me never to make you mad! lol
    Jane, thanks for hosting.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. 10 D. Wallace Peach October 21, 2017 at 3:45 pm

    Funny that a bunch of customers took off for the exits, Sally. I love your fearlessness, but yikes, also a bit risky. Great story. Thanks Jane for hosting another one of Sally’s great stories. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  6. 12 Jennie October 21, 2017 at 10:38 am

    A fabulous “Sally Adventure”. I can picture you running after the shoplifters. Thanks for another wonderful story!

    Liked by 1 person

  7. 15 Clare Pooley October 17, 2017 at 9:44 pm

    Thank-you so much for hosting Sally Cronin, Jane! I loved reading her account of working in a department store in Liverpool. I was living in Liverpool in 1980 and 1981 and her funny story brought back all sorts of memories!

    Liked by 2 people

  8. 19 Tina Frisco October 17, 2017 at 3:20 am

    I would love to have seen that on Candid Camera, Sally. Allen Funt would have had a blast splicing together clips of your various odd-job calamities 🙂 ♥

    Lovely of you to feature Sally, Jane ♥

    Liked by 2 people

  9. 25 dgkaye October 17, 2017 at 1:05 am

    What a treat to find Sally at your blog today Jane. And Sal, you know this is one of my favorite stories. Sally Cronin F.B.I. amongst so many other talents. ❤ xxxxx Hugs to both of you.

    Liked by 2 people

  10. 30 ianscyberspace October 17, 2017 at 12:33 am

    Very entertaining. I loved it! 🙂

    Liked by 2 people

  11. 33 paulandruss October 16, 2017 at 6:20 pm

    Brilliant Sally. I never realised the thinly veiled incident in Just an Odd Job Girl was based in one of Liverpool’s department stores. Wow you certainly took your life in your hands with Scouser shoplifters…it wasn’t so much a career choice but and art form!

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  12. 36 robbiesinspiration October 16, 2017 at 6:06 pm

    Ha ha, Sally, I can just imagine you pelting off after these would-be thieves. I was a bit shocked at your description of the methods of shop lifting though. Goodness me, fancy putting yourself at risk like that when you have a baby. Lovely to meet you, Jane, and thank you for hosting Sally.

    Liked by 2 people

  13. 39 John W. Howell October 16, 2017 at 3:59 pm

    I imagine the boys kept running when they hit the street. I wish I could have been there. This would have kept me in stitches.

    Liked by 2 people

  14. 47 Angie October 16, 2017 at 2:46 pm

    Sally, I can just see you doing this! Good for you!

    Liked by 2 people

  15. 50 shehannemoore October 16, 2017 at 1:54 pm

    Sally I love hearing your stories about your work xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Liked by 2 people

  16. 55 Mary Smith October 16, 2017 at 1:33 pm

    Great post, Sally. I can picture the scene so vividly!

    Liked by 2 people

  17. 58 The Story Reading Ape October 16, 2017 at 1:08 pm

    Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
    One of my favourite stories from Sally 👍😄

    Liked by 2 people

  18. 63 Annette Rochelle Aben October 16, 2017 at 12:34 pm

    Sally, you were a true credit to your profession! I can only imagine the conversations in the pubs, telling of the woman with super human powers who could leap tall clothing racks in a singe bound! Fine job, girl.

    Liked by 2 people

  19. 68 Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. October 16, 2017 at 12:12 pm

    Thank you so much Jane.. I am very grateful for your invitation to post here and I love what you have done with it.. hugs ♥

    Liked by 1 person

  20. 70 Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. October 16, 2017 at 12:11 pm

    Reblogged this on Smorgasbord – Variety is the spice of life and commented:
    I am the guest of Jane Sturgeon today with more of my escapades in jobs I have encountered.. This time a department store in Liverpool where I had some unexpected exercise giving chase to shoplifters.

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  21. 71 Jane Sturgeon October 23, 2017 at 9:10 am

    Thank you Sally for your kindness and a great story. ❤ xXx

    Like

  22. 72 Jane Sturgeon October 23, 2017 at 9:16 am

    Your generosity has sent loving energy my way Sally, thank you. ❤

    Like


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